A little late but I thought I would share a story.
So I walking back from class the day before Valentine’s day and in front the dining hall I see someone giving stuff away. I assumed it was for Valentine’s day and definitely thought it was candy.
I wasn’t actually trying to get one but when I passed them, the girl looked at me happily and said, “Happy Valentine’s day!” Still thinking it was candy I got super excited and was like, “Thanks!” really loudly.
I look down. Get super disappointed.
It was a condom -_- (Vanilla flavored to be specific)

This is as useful to me as a used diaper.
